Third place is — you’re fired

typed for your pleasure on 14 January 2005, at 2.58 pm

this one stolen from Monti, cos it looked like fun.

Movie quote Quiz! The rules are simple. I’ve picked ten of my favourite fillums, and I’ve written down a quote from each one. All you have to is guess what movie each quote is from! What could be easier??
Well, a lot of things, actually. My film choices run towards the obscure, for the most part, but I’ve at least kept the choices to English-language films, so be thankful. Ready GO!

1) ‘John got beaten up by fascists’
2) ‘How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?’
3) ‘What’s yer name? MacFuck?’
4) ‘Claire.. that’s a fat girl’s name’
5) ‘I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?’
6) ‘One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place’
7) ‘Hello, pretty pretty pretty’
8 ) ‘Oh aye, for all the good they’ve done me I might as well have stuck ’em up my arse!’
9) ‘STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD!!’
10) ‘You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick’

Post your answers in the Comments section, and no cheating, now! Cheaters will be eaten by timberwolves

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Wow, I’m letting the side down

typed for your pleasure on 2 December 2004, at 1.33 am
You are 80% Scorpio
How much do you match your zodiac sign?

I only scored eighty percent?? Ahem. Clearly there’s been some mistake…
And as the original graphic has long since disappeared from Teh Intersnet — apart from the fact that it was actually clip art of a lobster, and not a scorpion — I’ve replaced it with something more fitting

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(Pedantically) obvious

typed for your pleasure on 20 July 2004, at 4.46 am


Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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