Look down towards Heaven

typed for your pleasure on 30 March 2006, at 9.53 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Honey honey (Swedish version)’ by ABBA

What’s the best thing about the Vernal equinox and the coming of Springtime? Lasses nationwide rummaging through their wardrobes and breaking out their sandals and open-toed shoes. An actual reason for me to leave the house? Unpossible!
Could that be why I wear my shades as much as I do, so I can steal brazen glances at all the delectable girlfeet that cross my field of vision, without getting socked in the chops? Maaaybe!

Ahh, Spring
Are these delicious? Y / N (circle one)

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10 have spoken to “Look down towards Heaven”

  1. SafeTinspector writes:
    March 30th, 2006 at 10.58 pm

    What of the poor lasses with hammer-toes?
    Would you sneak deliciously disturbing glances at those?

  2. Jeff "Wolfgang" Lilly writes:
    March 31st, 2006 at 1.08 am

    And what of the horrors of toenail fungus? Or bunions?

  3. Davecat writes:
    March 31st, 2006 at 1.41 am

    …

    We do not speak of such things. Do not bring Hideousness upon this house.

  4. Wanda writes:
    March 31st, 2006 at 11.24 pm

    So, I take it you give good pedicure? Mmmmm, pedicures….

  5. Davecat writes:
    April 1st, 2006 at 1.18 pm

    Wanda –
    Oddly enough, I need to hone my pedicure skillz, but I’m much more of a massage guy — that’s where I excel. Let’s just say that if you’re ever in the metro Detroit area, I’m the lad to see. 😉

  6. SafeTinspector writes:
    April 1st, 2006 at 4.42 pm

    Awesome, DC! I could use a bit of the dog-rub, if you know what I mean!
    What days are you free?

  7. Davecat writes:
    April 2nd, 2006 at 12.23 am

    :-\

    😐

    🙁

  8. Miss Hyde writes:
    December 10th, 2007 at 11.44 am

    little known fact. I’m afraid of feet x

  9. Davecat writes:
    December 10th, 2007 at 3.37 pm

    Afraid of feet?? But they come in peace! In fact, there’s one at the bottom of each of your legs!!

    Girlfeet are double-yummy! Men’s feet, though… yeah, they’re hideous. If it weren’t for the fact that mine keep me from pitching forward all the time, I’d have ’em off.

  10. Miss Hyde writes:
    December 11th, 2007 at 6.25 am

    I dunno why, i just don’t like feet! Double with my own…. They look cute in mary jane’s and painted toenails, but i can’t stand the things! I guess it must be something that happened in my childhood! Hyde x

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