ATTN: People I like

typed for your pleasure on 31 March 2006, at 2.18 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Slug bait’ by Throbbing gristle

During one of my recent phone crashes — I have a Kyocera 7135 Smartphone, and I swear, the OS on the fucker crashes at least once a week, cos Kyocera seem to have this ‘fire and forget’ policy when it comes to making their phones, so their customer support is nonexistent — I seem to have lost all my saved birthdates for mates. *glares menacingly at phone*
It’s embarrassing. This is what Technology has brought us to. I don’t remember phone numbers anymore thanks to Caller ID, and birthdates are just a string of random numbers vaguely assigned to the mental image of a human I don’t hate.

So yeah; please let me know what your birthdate is again — either leave it in the comments, or Email me or something. Or you can call me! AH HA HA HA HA SO FUNY

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  1. Jeff "Wolfgang" Lilly writes:
    March 31st, 2006 at 10.42 pm

    I was born on December 13 of the fifteenth year of the second Tryptonian Age in the Realm of Ancient Atlantis… oh, wait! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW I’M A WARLOCK!!!!!

  2. PBShelley writes:
    April 1st, 2006 at 5.15 am

    Heya DC and the ever lovely Sidore-chan!

    Today (April 1st) is Lily’s birthday! She’s all of two years old and doesn’t look a day over that 😉

    Okay, my typing shoulder is better now and I can go on to tell you that mine is May 10th, a nice round figure, much like I’m becoming if I don’t stop pigging out and filling up on St. Brendan’s Irish Creme! LOL

    Oh, and Atlantis was such a cool place! A bit breezy, though 😛

    Hope you and the Missus are well,
    Regards,
    PBS & Lily

  3. Davecat writes:
    April 1st, 2006 at 1.52 pm

    PBS & der Lily –
    Well, Happy Birthday wishes to Lilykins! Shi-chan and I wish her many more happy years of living in sin with you!
    Remember: Dolls don’t get older, they get better. 😉

    And lay off that Irish Creme! Save some for the rest of Washington State! 🙂

    Wolfgang –
    I knew there was something Atlantean about you..

  4. SafeTinspector writes:
    April 1st, 2006 at 4.41 pm

    6-7-72

  5. Jeff "Wolfgang" Lilly writes:
    April 2nd, 2006 at 6.16 pm

    DC- Yes, my love of bad films gives away my Atlantean roots every time.

  6. SafeTinspector writes:
    April 2nd, 2006 at 11.45 pm

    DC: You should up to a Treo 650. Now that the 700w is out, its probably cheaper.

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