‘EAT MY GOAL!’

typed for your pleasure on 11 June 2006, at 12.33 pm

Sdtrk: ‘Interesting drug’ by Morrissey

One could accurately describe me as the most casual football fan ever — I’ve only been into it for the past three or so years, and I don’t keep up with it as much as I could be. I like Manchester Utd for obvious reasons; Juventus, probably cos they were the first Italian team I’d seen; and Bayern München, cos Ollie Kahn’s goalkeeping skills impressed me, even though he’s a bit of an adulterer. O, and there’s Gatas Brilhantes H.P., but as it’s a futsal team composed of Japanese idol singers, I don’t think they really count. Nevertheless, as far as the 2006 World Cup goes, I know who I’m backing..

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6 have spoken to “‘EAT MY GOAL!’”

  1. MontiLee writes:
    June 12th, 2006 at 12.09 pm

    I must have that shirt.

  2. Davecat writes:
    June 12th, 2006 at 2.52 pm

    I completely agree; you must have that shirt.
    *nods approvingly*

  3. quaisi writes:
    June 14th, 2006 at 10.06 am

    Come on the England!

  4. Davecat writes:
    June 14th, 2006 at 5.12 pm

    And on the 15th, they go up against TriniTobagoDad. I think we already know how that one will end up, heh heh. 🙂

    I can’t believe how caught up I am in all of this! I was watching the online play-by-play of Germany v. Poland this afternoon, and I found myself yelling at the screen. Woooo Germany!

  5. SafeTinspector writes:
    June 15th, 2006 at 12.25 am

    DC:And you never seemed the sporty type to me!

  6. Davecat writes:
    June 15th, 2006 at 1.03 am

    SafeT –
    You’d be right! But I think a good part of the reason I’m into football is because I find the culture that goes along with it to be fascinating and fun. And we all like Fun, right?
    Plus, football chants are a fucking riot.

    ‘My old man!
    Said be a City fan
    And I said “Bollocks, you’re a c*nt”
    “I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it”
    “Than be a City fan for one small minute”

    With hatchets & hammers
    Stanley knives & spanners
    We’ll teach those City b*st*rds how to fight
    (how to fight)
    I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
    Than be a City fan (Altogether now…)’

    This is usually followed by a hearty repeated bellowing of ‘COME ON YOU REDS’. Poetry, in its purest form. 🙂

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