To keep him fresh, duh
typed for your pleasure on 19 July 2004, at 7.00 pmI was vaguely depressed earlier when I started this thing (which, I think, is a driving factor behind a lot ov people doing Blogs to begin with — teenagers, please think twice before you litter the Internet with yet another fucking Deadjournal). It wasn’t so much depression as tiredness & ennui, really.. it’s a long story, and perhaps I’ll elaborate later, but this had me laughing like a maniac. I bring you Ulli’s Roy Orbison in Cling-film Website. Wow.
‘You are completely wrapped in cling-film,’ I say.
‘You win the bet,’ says Roy, muffled. ‘Now unwrap me.’
‘Not for several hours.’
‘Ah.’
You simply can’t get fiction like that just anywhere! I think there’s a reason for that
Random similar posts, for more timewasting:
spurious_humour.doc on March 22nd, 2005
'Hello, err.. you.' on October 5th, 2005
